If you’re fond of Amiga-vs-PC and Android-vs-iPhone religion wars, you may enjoy this useful recap of what’s going on in the mass mind control department:

1. Church business is about showing off symbols.
   Technology has its own symbols too.
2. Jesus wants you to keep vegetables vegetatives alive.
   Technology has found a way to talk to them too.
3. For centuries, Church stated that Earth was flat.
   Now Technology may prove that the whole Universe is flat too.
4. Tech spreads ideas through the world-wide web.
   But Church is catching up fast.
5. Church fears that Tech may lead to atheism.
   In fact, people typically pray God when they need to restore a backup.
6. Child pornography audience has rapidly moved to P2P technology.
   So Church is making clear that traditional methods work fine too.
7. In China, Church is controlled by the government.
   In China, IT leader Google reclaims some of its “Don’t be evil” mantra.
8. Human clonation, Church warns: «a dangerous experiment which could cause a deep moral crisis».
   Embryons implant operation was most clicked on YouPorn.
9. Church asserts that human development is explained by intelligent design.
   Scientists may try and open a black-hole to slip in a parallel universe to search for prior art.
10. According to the Church, marriage should be ’til death.
    Thanks to staminal cells research, your mother-in-law will live forever.

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