Uh oh…someone called the cops

Police: Good evening, are you the host?

Host: No.

Police: We’ve been getting complaints about this party.

Host: About the drugs?

Police: No.

Host: About the guns, then? Is somebody complaining about the guns?

Police: No, the noise.

Host: Oh, the noise. Well that makes sense because there are no guns or drugs here. (An enormous explosion is heard in the background.) Or fireworks. Who’s complaining about the noise? The neighbors?

Police: No, the neighbors fled inland hours ago. Most of the recent complaints have come from Pittsburgh. Do you think you could ask the host to quiet things down?

Host: No Problem. (At this point, a Volkswagen bug with primitive religious symbols drawn on the doors emerges from the living room and roars down the hall, past the police and onto the lawn, where it smashes into a tree. Eight guests tumble out onto the grass, moaning.) See? Things are starting to wind down.

Police: Good evening, are you the host?
Host:   No.
Police: We’ve been getting complaints about this party.
Host:   About the drugs?
Police: No.
Host:   About the guns, then?  Is somebody complaining about the guns?
Police: No, the noise.
Host:   Oh, the noise.  Well that makes sense because there are no guns
or drugs here.  (An enormous explosion is heard in the
background.)  Or fireworks.  Who’s complaining about the noise?
The neighbors?
Police: No, the neighbors fled inland hours ago.  Most of the recent
complaints have come from Pittsburgh.  Do you think you could
ask the host to quiet things down?
Host:   No Problem.  (At this point, a Volkswagen bug with primitive
religious symbols drawn on the doors emerges from the living
room and roars down the hall, past the police and onto the
lawn, where it smashes into a tree.  Eight guests tumble out
onto the grass, moaning.)  See?  Things are starting to wind
down.
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